Monday, July 2, 2007

With Fear in Eyes Patriots Forfeit Game vs Bombers

The Bomber Hockey Club moved to within one point of a playoff spot with this morning's stunning turn of events. With a noticable look of concern in his eyes, the Patriot's captain Olgie Olgethorpe declared his team would not show for their game against the Bombers on July 3rd. Olgethorpe said his team was "not prepared to play the Bombers style of game" and prefers a "more slash and gash approach to hockey. We wouldn't be able to keep up and I think it is in the best interest of my team to take our penalty minutes home." said Olgethorpe.

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